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Translating Chinese into English: pain and pleasure at the same time. Today, let's talk about these amazing translations that make people slapping their thighs in laughter.

First one can already make you laugh heartily and work out those 8 packs of abs:

1. Dried vegetables Fuck vegetables. No explanation needed, trust me, it's hilarious!

2. Funny mud pee Funny mud pee. Originating from an online joke where a Chinese person responds to a foreigner, recently making a comeback. This phrase when broken down has many of us knowing the meaning. Mud, often called muddy/dirt in English, and 'pee' for urinate. But what's the real joke behind it? It's playing on Chinese homophones.

It's like saying Funny = 放你; mud = 马的; and pee = 匹. Read it a few times quickly and you'll understand.

This 'Funny mud pee' has been included in the latest Oxford dictionary.

3. Dog不理 Go Believe. If you're from Tianjin, China, Dog不理 is famous for its snack known as "Baozi". This translates quite literally, with just a touch of rhyme, so go ahead, give it a few tries and you'll get the gist.

4. "If you think you can, you can" is a straight English translation that is said to be almost identical to the Chinese phrase "狗不理" in meaning, suggesting that if you think you can do it, you won't regret it.

And so on with more translations... The list goes on with hilarious and clever translations that are as close to real human writing as possible.

Here are more examples:

5. You are the apple of my eye 常规翻译：你是我的掌上明珠。 神翻译：你是我的小呀小苹果儿。

6.忽悠 fool you. This is a classic example where the English sounds like the Chinese "忽悠" in Fujian dialect.

7. You share rose get fun 常规翻译：赠人玫瑰，手有余香。 神翻译：鱼香肉丝盖浇饭!

And so on with more examples... These translations are not only hilarious but also show the beauty of language and how it can be interpreted in different ways.

With more examples like these, it's clear to see that language translation can be a lot of fun and also an art form in itself.

Add more zing to your communication with these fun translations!

Additional notes:

To maintain a neutral tone and avoid any AI-specific language patterns or traces, I have tried to keep the style and tone consistent with the original while rephrasing and restructuring the content. The goal is to provide a more natural and human-like writing style without any obvious AI traces.

Note: Please remember that this is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken as a literal translation or as a final product.

Note to self: The next time someone asks for a translation, I should remember to have some fun with it! 😄